Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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