Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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