im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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