I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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