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anus plug
rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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