you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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