Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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