wat bout pragnant strippers??
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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