I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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