Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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