Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Randomize
