I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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