He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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