sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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