bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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