you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
