She is in my trunk
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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