OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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