I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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