I want to walk on stilts...naked
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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