Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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