Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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