remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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