i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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