Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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