no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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