So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
