Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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