Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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