You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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