I need help removing her.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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