I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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