East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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