I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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