try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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