woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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