yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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