what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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