Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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