he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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