the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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