found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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