Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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