If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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