i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
