Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think your dad took our porno
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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