Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
