why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it glows. i had to have it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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