hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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