either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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