why didn't you poke me back
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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