We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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